The Perfect Bathroom Trip (music video called Perfect Bathroom Trip SONG - Rhett & Link) is a song about how to stay sanitary while taking a trip to the bathroom. The video was a collaboration with Julian Smith (who helped direct, write, film, edit, and star in the video) and iJustine (who starred in the video).
Lyrics[]
We live in a world full of dirty things;
Dirty doorknobs and atm machines;
Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings;
So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean.
Public restrooms are a main concern;
Where the walls are painted with strangers urine;
If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall;
Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their.
All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion;
To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom.
I'm not concerned with your particular reason;
Be it O.C.D. or just the upcoming cold and flu season. (Listen here)
Do your business;
Zip up and then dispense this;
Little bit a paper towel, but wait;
Turn on the tap, apply some soap;
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow;
First grab that paper towel you saved;
Use it as a barrier;
When touching the faucet area;
When getting more paper towels for your hands;
Dry with it, then retain it;
For the doorknob may be tainted;
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can.
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man!
It's the perfect bathroom plan! (It's perfect)
Do your business;
Zip up and then dispense this;
Little bit a paper towel, but wait;
Turn on the tap, apply some soap;
Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow;
First grab that paper towel you saved;
Use it as a barrier;
When touching the faucet area;
When getting more paper towels for your hands;
Dry with it, then retain it;
For the doorknob may be tainted;
As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can.
It's the perfect bathroom trip, man!
It's the perfect bathroom plan! (It's perfect)
It's the perfect bathroom trip!