My Exercise Bike

My Exercise Bike is a song from the second episode of season one of Rhett and Link's Youtube Red series, Buddy System, called Super Special Secret Bike.

Lyrics
This is my exercise bike

It's got a lot of features that I like

Like a seat

And pedals for my feet

And handlebars for me to hold onto

(That's all pretty standard)

This is my exercise bike

You ought'a see just how fast I ride

Look at me

Going faster than the speed

Of a pregnant cheetah

(How pregnant?)

(Half pregnant)

It's like I'm riding in the Tour de France

But in his mind that's what he means

Don't need no drugs to boost my performance

Just test his pee you'll see he's clean

Got to the top, totally on my own

He's a man of his word

No, that's not a syringe of human growth hormone

It's happy gerbil herbs

(Herbs)

This is just my exercise bike

The resistance goes from low to high

And when it's high

It makes it seem like I

Am going up an incline

(Well, yeah, that's generally how they work)

You need to stop it with your accusing

He's just a natural athlete

No, I'm not getting a blood transfusion

It's just a bag of pudding

And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all

Plus it's irrelevant to this conversation

And no, I didn't send my cousin

To the Congo to extract the DNA of a gorilla

And then formulate it into a sports drink which I personally endorsed

It's called Gorillergy

This is just my exercise bike