We Drink As Much Monster Energy As Humanly Possible

"Today, we're drinking way too much Monster Energy."

We Drink As Much Monster Energy As Humanly Possible is the fifth episode of Good Mythical Summer 2021 and the 1999th episode of Good Mythical Morning. It aired on July 21, 2021.

Episode
Rhett and Link start the episode with a reminder that the 2000th Episode Celebration Special is coming up next episode. They then reminisce about the time they drank a lot of Red Bull in We Drink As Much Redbull As Humanly Possible. This leads to:

Red Bull Chugging Was No Small Feat, So Can We Throw Back Monster Energy Like Yeet?!

Rhett and Link drink 2.9 cans of Monster Energy Zero Sugar to consume 400 milligrams of caffeine. They chose zero sugar to isolate the caffeine rush from the sugar rush. They had Angie the medic on standby. Mikayla is also there to offer encouragement.

Rhett and Link have stickers they can wear to indicate how monster-like they feel.

Once they have drunk all of the Monster, Rhett lists some differences between Red Bull and Monster. He also discusses why energy drinks are controversial. He also talks about an experiment investigating the effects of energy drinks on flatworms.

They then cut to Rhett's dad's cam which is on the floor. Apparently Rhett's dad was jealous of Rhett's mom's cam from above so got his own camera from below.

Rhett then tries to crush a can on Link's chest. Link then has a go on Rhett's chest and then Rhett has a go on Link's butt.

Stevie then announces that Monster claims to improve mental performance, especially memory. Stevie then shows Rhett and Link two different photos of Chase one at a time and they have to write down as many differences between the two.


 * Rhett's answer: Socks, shirt, book, drink, mouth thing, pants
 * Link's answer: 2 socks, pen in mouth, wine, book, eyebrow color, neon sign

Rhett wins 5-4.

Rhett gets cold hands. Stevie anticipated this and so provides Rhett and Link with Monster hoodies.

They then play the memory game "I went to the zoo and saw...". They say "I went to the zoo and saw", list an object and then the other repeats the phrase and adds one item to it each round. They saw:
 * An orangutan taking a poop
 * A parrot taking a poop
 * A tiger taking a poop
 * A lion taking a poop
 * A zookeeper taking a poop
 * A patron taking a poop
 * My mom taking a poop
 * My dad taking a poop
 * A poop taking a poop
 * The sign for the zoo taking a poop

Rhett then crushes another can on Link's butt. He then plugs the season finale of Ronstadt.

They then test to see if they have mind reading capabilities. Stevie thinks of a number and Rhett and Link have to guess it.
 * Link's guess: 81
 * Rhett's guess: 50
 * Stevie's number: 47

Rhett then tries to crush a glass on Link's butt.

Details

 * Opening - "What happens when you drink the maximum daily intake of caffeine in 10 minutes for a second time? Let's talk about that."
 * Wheel message - Ricky from Raleigh
 * Wheel of Mythicality: Check Your Voicemail - "A corn flake in the shape of Illinois sold on eBay for $1,350"

Trivia

 * Mikayla doesn't know how to ride a bicycle.
 * Lucas designed the monster stickers.
 * Rhett's dad, just like Rhett's mom in International Lays Chips Taste Test, recorded some lines for his camera:
 * "Rhett, it's me, your father. We're all depending on you. Don't let us down."
 * "I'm feeling good."
 * "That's my boy."
 * The mid-episode and end-episode plugs were for the season finale of Ronstadt