Tongue of The Cobra

Tongue of The Cobra is a song about tongues. The song is part of Season 2 of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System.

Lyrics
Can you taste it

That's not enough

You've got to place it

(Is that an onion or a leek?)

Wake the pink snake

Sleepin' in your mouth cave

(It's flavor that I seek)

Let your taste bud

Blossom like an orchid

(And penetrate a pastry)

Don't let it dry out

Refresh it inside your mouth

(Or just lap up some gravy)

The tongue of the cobra

It don't take no for an answer

(It's truly like a dancer)

The tongue of the cobra

Will never roll over and quit

(No!)

'Cause it does the lickin'

It never gets licked

Blind your sight holes

Plug up both your nostrils

(Smellin' is for losers)

Whip out your taste worm

Just let it go and watch it squirm

(Jab it in a cruller)

The tongue of the cobra

Must meet its quota of flavor

(But it doesn't need your favors)

The tongue of the cobra

Got the power of Oprah times two

(Gayle!)

It's the strongest of muscles

Second only to glutes

The tongue of the cobra

(Whip it out!)

The tongue of the cobra