So Dang Dark

So Dang Dark is a song about being scared of different things that could be in the dark. The song is a part of the first episode of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System, called Tucked Up.

Lyrics
I'm not afraid of the dark

I'm afraid of what's in the dark

That I cannot see because it's so dang dark

So dang dark, so dang dark

So dang dark, so dang dark

There might be a ghost in the dark

That's pretty unlikely

But there definitely could be a slippery spot

And that's arguably even more frightening

There might be a sudden level change

Like an unexpected step down

Your foot is still up in the air

When your brain thought it'd be on the ground by now

There might be some fungus

'cause they like it where it's dark and moist

Wait, are we talking about mushrooms?

Athlete's foot, but you make a good point

'Cause some mushrooms are deadly

And in the dark I might be fooled

But it's not like you have to eat it

But you know how much I love mushrooms

I'm not afraid of the dark

I'm afraid of what's in the dark

That I cannot see because it's so dang dark

So dang dark, so dang dark

So dang dark, so dang dark

There could be two fractions in the dark

And they need to be added together

But I don't remember how to add fractions

And I don't have a calculator

There might be a jury summons

And it says you gotta go in on your birthday

Gonna have to look at murder photos

While I'm trying to enjoy my ice cream cake

There could be a brand-new home

Congratulations

But they started fracking at the edge of my neighborhood

And now my home is depreciating

What if there's a blank canvas?

Where do I even start?

And is it even worth the risk?

Who am I?

Should I go back to law school?

I'm not afraid of the dark

I'm afraid of what's in the dark

That I cannot see because it's so dang dark

So dang dark, so dang dark

So dang dark, so dang dark