19 Ways To Say Goodbye

"Here are some interesting ways to say goodbye."

19 Ways To Say Goodbye is the 127th episode of Season 5 and the 480th episode of Good Mythical Morning. It aired on July 3, 2014. This was the final episode that featured the Mythical Mail Boulder.

Fan Question
Rhett and Link start the episode explaining that they sometimes answer viewer-submitted questions. Today's question is:

How do I say goodbye in a creative way? - Julianna Curtis

Rhett and Link then list multiple ways to say goodbye using the Goodbye Cam:
 * 1) The Astronaut Way - "God speed"
 * 2) The Trekkie Way - "Live long and prosper" (while doing the Vulcan salute)
 * 3) The Vespa Riding, Shirtless Italian Man Way - "Ciao!"
 * 4) The Opposite of Hello Way - "Un-hello"
 * 5) The Quarter Pounder With Cheese Way - "McGoodbye"
 * 6) The Old British Guy Way - "Cheerio"
 * 7) The Beverly Hillbillies Way - "Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
 * 8) The LL Cool J Way - [Kisses fist then does peace sign] "Peace out"
 * 9) The Terminator Way - "Hasta la vista, baby" or "I'll be back"
 * 10) The Link's Dad Trying To Get Off The Phone Way - "Alright, OK, O... Talk to you la... OK, bye, bye-bye, al... OK, eh, yep. Ah, z... Ah, yeah, oh, good, eh, eh, uh, wah, uh, love y... uh, I love you t... OK, b.., uh, ah, mmm, uh, ah, bye, ah, eh, ah, eh."
 * 11) The Sporting Event Extreme Score Discrepancy Way - "Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na"
 * 12) The Last of the Mohicans Way - "I will find you"
 * 13) The Ron Burgundy Way - "You stay classy, [insert name here]"
 * 14) Random Way #24 - "May your hair grow long and be used to make ropes for tugs-of-war at summer camps"
 * 15) Random Way #5,766 - "May your knees never turn on you and eat your thighs, leaving you with short, unbending legs"
 * 16) Random Way #79,443 - "May you never accidentally ingest an ointment intended to treat a lip condition but not intended to be swallowed"
 * 17) Random Way #152,797 - "May you always eat you boogers in secret until you find that special someone to share them with"
 * 18) Random Way #3 - "May you never venture on the soft, freshly-laid blacktop in an attempt to make a tar angel"
 * 19) The Funny Old Southern Woman Way - "Don't let the back door hit you where the good Lord split you"

Rhett's Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all Subscription Search
This was followed by Rhett's Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all Subscription Search segment. This week Rhett looked in a tattoo parlor. Rhett meets Denise who works at the parlor. While Link is shaving, Rhett shows Denise his tattoo, his wife's name, Jessie, on his buttocks and asks how much it would cost to add a love heart around it. Denise informs him it would cost around $60. Rhett enquirers what he could get done for $1. She initially says nothing but Rhett persuades her to reinforce the dot in the "i" in Jessie for $1.

After getting the reinforcement done, Rhett asks if he could get more done each week for $1. Denise declines and Rhett concludes tattoos are not a good $1 subscription service.

Thursday Means Mail
The next segment was Thursday Means Mail. This was the last episode that featured the Mythical Mail Boulder and so they started with a retrospective looking back at the history of the boulder. After this, Rhett and Link revealed that they had bronzed the Mail Boulder and attached it to a plinth to immortalize all the mail that had been added to it and what they and the Mythical Beasts can create together.

Despite the end of the Mythical Mail Boulder, Rhett and Link still encouraged fans to send mail in. They then read out a marriage proposal:

"Excuse me, Laura Bookout, will you marry Austin Pache?"

They then spin the Wheel of Mythicality which lands on "Rhett is a famous move star who Link fails to recognize".

Details

 * Opening - "Today we say goodbye to the Mythical Mail Boulder. Let's talk about that."
 * Wheel message - Harrison from Athens, Georgia

Trivia

 * This episode was sponsored by Gilette's razor blade subscription service through the Rhett's Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all Subscription Search segment.
 * Link's grandma used to say the Funny Old Southern Woman Way to him.
 * Laura accepted the engagement and she ended up marrying Austin.