Giant Fortune Cookie Taste Test

"Today, we're tasting the most expensive fortune cookie you can find!"

Giant Fortune Cookie Taste Test is the Good Mythical More episode for episode 1787 of Good Mythical Morning, Frozen vs. Fast vs. Fancy Food Taste Test. It aired on August 5, 2020.

Episode
The Wheel of Mythicality lands on Name That Squad - Cobras. The answer is a quiver of cobras. Link says his guess of coil is better as cobras are coil shaped. Rhett says you can get a cobra to be straight. He then tells the story of somebody's dad Ted (he taught them to do bird calls) who would grab the tail of poisonous snakes and whip them to kill them.

They then move on to trying a giant fortune cookie from TAO, the world's most expensive fortune cookie. It costs $14 and comes with fruit and has chocolate and cream inside of it, like a cannoli. Rhett then tell a story of his trip to TAO for a birthday party two to thee years ago and about how fancy it is. He says the people lining up to get in looked naughty - such as ladies who wore dresses short enough that you could see the bottom half of their butt cheeks.

Link pulls two fortunes from the cookie:
 * Link: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
 * Rhett: Look, remember sex is only dirty if its done right.

Rhett then plugs the Beans T-shirt.

Rhett then asks Link to join him, once COVID is gone, wearing booty shorts where their butt cheeks hang out and they will go and have a big egg roll and a giant fortune cookie in TAO to celebrate returning to normality. Rhett confirms they can take their wives and they can dress how they like. Rhett also says that Stevie can go with them.

Trivia

 * The mid and end-episode plug was for the Beans T-shirt.