The Perfect Bathroom Trip

The Perfect Bathroom Trip (music video called Perfect Bathroom Trip SONG - Rhett & Link) is a song about how to stay sanitary while taking a trip to the bathroom. The video was a collaboration with Julian Smith (who helped direct, write, film, edit, and star in the video) and iJustine (who starred in the video).

Lyrics
We live in a world full of dirty things;

Dirty doorknobs and atm machines;

Dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings;

So much dirty disease, we can't keep our hands clean.

Public restrooms are a main concern;

Where the walls are painted with strangers urine;

If they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall;

Do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin' their.

All I'm makin' is a simple suggestion;

To have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom.

I'm not concerned with your particular reason;

Be it O.C.D. or just the upcoming cold and flu season. (Listen here)

Do your business;

Zip up and then dispense this;

Little bit a paper towel, but wait;

Turn on the tap, apply some soap;

Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow;

First grab that paper towel you saved;

Use it as a barrier;

When touching the faucet area;

When getting more paper towels for your hands;

Dry with it, then retain it;

For the doorknob may be tainted;

As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can.

It's the perfect bathroom trip, man!

It's the perfect bathroom plan! (It's perfect)

Do your business;

Zip up and then dispense this;

Little bit a paper towel, but wait;

Turn on the tap, apply some soap;

Lather up, rinse, don't stop the flow;

First grab that paper towel you saved;

Use it as a barrier;

When touching the faucet area;

When getting more paper towels for your hands;

Dry with it, then retain it;

For the doorknob may be tainted;

As you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can.

It's the perfect bathroom trip, man!

It's the perfect bathroom plan! (It's perfect)

It's the perfect bathroom trip!