What's The Dumbest Thing You Actually Believed?

"Today, we're hearing about dumb things Mythical Beasts used to believe."

What's The Dumbest Thing You Actually Believed? is the Good Mythical More episode for episode 1961 of Good Mythical Morning, Reacting To Crazy Science Experiments. It aired on May 18, 2021.

Episode
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Rhett and Link are given cards with dumb things that Mythical Beasts used to believe written on them and then they discuss them. The first is from crew member Kevin Kostelnik. Rhett mispronounces his last name and they have a discussion about how to pronounce it. They then move onto the beliefs.


 * 1) "When I was kid, my dad told me that if I ever pulled down my pants and exposed myself in public, the penis fairy would come and cut my penis off. Needless to say, I never exposed myself in public." - Kevin
 * 2) "I have four older sisters, and when I was a kid, I thought I had to choose one of them to marry when I became an adult. When I found out that's not how it worked I was relieved, to say the least. They're pretty gross." - Jonathan
 * 3) "Growing up, my parents and neighbors had a long standing feud, so my mother joked we couldn't talk to them because "they ate little children". I fully believed we just casually lived next to cannibals for a long time. Made for a horrifying time if we threw our ball in their yard." - Kim
 * 4) "I thought the characters in Full House were regular people and that just as I could see them on TV, they could see me as well, with the mirrors in my house acting as cameras. I would sing and perform privately to these mirrors in hopes the Tanners would welcome me to their world." - Harold
 * 5) "When I was younger, I thought that Homemade was a brand of food that I really disliked. I didn't realize until I was older that I was disrespecting my mother to her face." - Jake
 * 6) "When I was a kid, I thought you could get rid of smelly things by "smelling them up." So if I farted in class or something I would try to sniff it all up so that no one else could smell it." - Megan
 * 7) "I really thought quicksand and falling pianos and anvils would be a bigger deal. I genuinely thought this was something I'd have to deal with." - Leanna
 * 8) "When I was younger, I believed that the people playing on the radio were at the studio when their song would come on, so I would turn off the radio so they can go home and spend time with their family." - SuperSaiyanDavid

Trivia

 * Jonathan is responsible for changing the thumbnails to improve engagement.
 * Jonathan was about eight when he realized he didn't have to marry one of his sisters.
 * The mid-episode and end-episode plugs were for the the Rhett & Link Sing Lionel vinyl record.