Naked

Naked is a song about how Link doesn't like to be naked. The song is part of Season 2 of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System.

Lyrics
Naked, no, I can't take it

No, you'll never, ever see me naked

(Blippity blop blop)

When I was a baby I was born unclothed

I cried, cried, cried 'cause my wee-wee was exposed (Waaah!)

When I take a shower I wear bathing suits

So if somebody barge in they won't see my fruits (Banana!)

I won't go to the doctor to turn and cough

'Cause before you turn and cough you gotta take your undies off

I got a birthmark on my bum I'd rather no one see

It looks like a cave drawing of Judge Judy (Guilty!)

Naked, no, I can't take it

No, you'll never, ever see me naked

(Zip a dee-do-dah)

You won't see me naked over my dead body

And when I die don't perform an autopsy (Scalpel!)

'Cause I'm pretty sure you have to be naked for those

And in that case, my cause of death I'd rather not know (Measles)

You'll never see me naked, trust me bro

'Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals

Well that and perhaps self-consciousness

But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants

Naked, no, I can't take it

No, you'll never, ever see me naked

(Bippity boppity chitty chitty bang bang)