If I Had Another Me

If I had another me

Think of all the wonderful things

Us two could do as we

Like a perfectly matched

Arm wrestling match

That ends with us falling asleep

I'd hang out with him just to see

How annoying I could be

Or look at parts of my body

That I've never really seen

If I had another me

If us had another we

There's no doubt that our lives would be

At least two times more amazing

But I'd probably start to hate the way

His voice sounds after time

And he'd likely use his DNA

To frame me for a crime

Maybe having another me

Isn't all I thought it'd be

I think I'll eventually have to murder me

There can only be one me

There shouldn't be another we

Or I would dismember me

And bury me under a tree

If I had another me