Category:Unibrow Song

The Unibrow Song is Rhett and Link's earliest song to their channel Rhett & Link. The song is about wanting to get rid of a personal and somewhat embarrassing problem known as the infamous unibrow. In it, Rhett and Link play barbers shaving, plucking and waxing the hair between their customer's eyebrows in order to get eradicate this "problem". Also, just for kicks, one fellow in the video happens to be Rhett's dad, who was described by Rhett as "the handsome one".

Lyrics
There is this problem

And it’s kept on the hush-hush

Most everybody’s seen it

But they don’t discuss (It!)

It affects about 30 percent

Of the male population

The healing won’t begin

Until we have frank communication

Please understand

That this problem hits home

I speak from the heart

‘Cause I’m convinced I’m not alone

When I was thirteen

And got interested in girls

I looked between my eyebrows

And I noticed some curls (Boing!)

How did I get here

In this awkward position

My two eyebrows

Have formed a coalition

Out of the blue

My eyebrows grew

Now there’s one

Where there once was two

Holy cow

Gotta stop this somehow

Things are gettn’ hairy

Gotta end it now

My Unibrow

Shave it, pluck it, wax it

Shave it, pluck it, wax it

Shave it, pluck it, wax it

It’s gettin’ drastic

Shave it, pluck it, wax it

Shave it, pluck it, wax it

Shave it, pluck it, wax it

It’s gettin’ drastic

Pluck it, pluck it, pluck it

Shave it

Wax it

Pluck it, pluck it

Shave it, shave it

Wax it

Pluck it, pluck it, pluck it

Shave it

Wax it

Pluck it, pluck it

Shave it, shave it

Wax it, wax it, wax it, wigety wigety wigety wax it