Power Nap

Power Nap is a song about power naps. The song is a part of the fifth episode of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System, called The Magic Is Real.

Lyrics
A power nap

gives you power

Give 20 minutes now

Get power for hours

Hours, hours

You don't put on your pants

Before you put on your drawers

You don't wash your face

After you wash your balls

You don't watch Phantom Menace

Before you watch Empire Strikes Back

And you don't do important crap

Without taking a power nap

If you're gonna do important crap

Then you better take a power nap

First

You wanna know where the power's at?

It's in the middle of a power nap

Word

You don't go seek

Before everybody hides

Or slide through a sliding door

Before you've made it slide

You don't eat your grapes

Before you're through the checkout

I did that once and got banned from Ralph's

You don't read Stephen King

Before R.L. Stein

You don't pump the pump

Before the pump is primed

I don't slip on my man-kini

Before my bikini wax

And I don't do important crap

Without taking a power nap

If you're gonna do important crap

Then you better take a power nap

First

You wanna know where the power's at?

It's in the middle of a power nap

Word

You don't offer to pay

Before you've seen the check

You don't tattoo your face

Before you tattoo your neck

You don't send a text

Then check the autocorrect

I once sent my momma a text

That just said sex

You don't taste the honey

Before you smoke the bee

You don't get in the car

Before you cut the cheese

You don't talk to Santa

Before you sit on his lap

And you do important crap

Without taking a power nap

Power

Power

Power

(scream)

Power

Power

Power

(scream)

Power

Power

Power

(scream)

Power

Power

Power