Pour Some Coffee On Me

Pour Some Coffee On Me is a song about coffee. The song is part of Season 2 of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System.

Lyrics
There's a latte and a Costa cappuccino

An Americano and a mocha frappuccino

Let us not forgetto the caffè macchiato

And I would be remiss to miss the creamy affogato.

Cup of cortado we sippin' at the chino

Follow it up with some sweet espressino

How about a flat wine?

Or a sharp black?

Substitute soy if you like that.

(I like that)

An espresso romano, or a ristretto

Vanilla, Pinocchio, or caramel Geppetto

Vibrato, staccato, potato or potahto

You've won the lotto, a gelato romano

Pour some coffee on me

Rhett: Well not on me but in me, and in my mouth preferably. I only want to drink it.

Pour some coffee on me

Rhett: In fact, here's a cup you can pour it in, because the pour it on me thing is just an expression.

Let me pour you a fresh doppio

Over a chile, relleno portfolio

Or you might prefer a pistachio moustachio

Cardio scenario on your patio

If you're in the mood for a mochaccino

I suggest you go for a Filipino casino

I'm gonna add a maraschino jalapeno

To this hot Bertino Tarantino

Pour some coffee on me

Rhett: I still think you haven't heard me. If you actually pour it on me, then it's gonna burn me.

Pour some coffee on me

Rhett: Just put the coffee away, please, put it away. Seriously, I'm no longer in the mood.