Ten Word Story



"We create a ten word story on the spot, by each saying one word at a time."

TEN WORD STORY is a spot on the Wheel of Mythicality since season 13 of Good Mythical More. When landed on, Rhett and Link, and occasionally a guest has to create a 10 word story on the spot by each saying one word at a time. These stories are not always stories, nor are they always ten words.

Rhett said this was also how they wrote The Lost Clauses of Bleak Creek, it took months.

Stories
1305. "I once had a big suitcase full of other mama suitcases."

1327. "Well, I just went number two in a large bucket."

1339. "Yo bus, why cakes? If beef then clouds, because spirit therefore."
 * With Damnyell and Richard. Richard gave Damnyell the words through his pituitary gland to his cerebral cortex.

1344. "Once there was a prince who sang a many songs"
 * Guest hosted by Jon Cozart and Noah Cyrus

1353. "I'm Jeff who likes to play football and eat soup."
 * Guest hosted by De'arra & Ken.

1369. "Tim didn't exactly know where his brain should go, Betty."

1372. "My face is so big, fat, hungry, and I blew."
 * With Shepherd and Lando.

1377. "Yo man, I used to go home but now I just sleep."

1386. "The man just spilled his large pail on mom's carpet, oops!"
 * With Paul Scheer.

1402. "Sammy doesn't like when pepperonis get flirtatious with his cheese."

1412. "I just went hog-wild on your little licorice donkey, dad."

1417. "What is the big deal with my large heart doofus?"

1446. "Luke just ate some biscuits because Martha questioned his biscuits."

1482. "Dude, you are so perfect in a somewhat imperfect world."
 * Rhett thought this was the best story they've ever told.

1487. "I have I have I have I have I am have."

1491. "Please don't confiscate my slightly -used bellybutton because it's dang."

1497. "We just ate your little lunch so get over yourself!"

1501. "Yo! You often take liberties with salamanders' eggs so don't, dude!"

1508. "Excuse me dude, is armadillo a plural place or not?"

1526. "Questionably Walter slowly peeled his teeny naked slippery talented orange."

1533. "Big is my signature move when I smell my signature."
 * "Big" means to come up big. Rhett states he will not sign nor smell boobies, but he will come up big.

1540. "Dude, what happens when your mom twists my slimy toe?"

1543. "Bobby!" "Hello." "I just had fourteen of chips because..." "Cool!"
 * With Janel Parrish. Rhett clarified that Ten Word Story can be dialogues.

1566. "I am suspended because the elongated rattlesnake tooth flirts conspicuously"
 * With Dylan Sprouse.

1578. "Timmy ate your mom's kitty but he farted, so sorry."
 * With Macaulay Culkin.

1586: "Please help me go to the bathroom so I'll succeed."
 * With Elle Mills. Link feels if he poops first thing in the morning he's off to a good start.

1592. "Dude, you have to explore my gaping cave that rules."

1602. "Bro, when you accelerate that tube-rocket I get excited...PSYCH!"

1605. "When I rip the money, Paul goes nuts and flies smiles."
 * With Abbi Jacobson.

1625. "Whenever Terrance twists his lies, Bobby smells my tortured past."

1647 . "Grandma jizz."
 * Link was going to say "just" then changed it to "is", which sounded like "jizz".

1659. "Gary suspected that your mom drilled Bobby a... HOLD UP!"
 * Rhett and Link then practiced and came up with "Sometimes Gary decided that he might enjoy inverting his canoe."

1684. "Slowly Mark philosophized about tricky ways to boink a dragons."

1688. "Excuse me but I want a twisted thingamajig, because why-not?"

1691. "Walter contemplated his fate but then he forgot the code."

1704. "Daryl suspected that his boy stole the controller for life."

1713. "Rainbows are blue, red is controversial, yellow is splendidly confusing!"
 * With Skylar Astin.

1773. "Scooting can cause rashes, but if you oil your wheels."

1778. "Charlie wondered what flavor his sweet finger worried about, correct? fingers."

1806. "Prince Medical thought once that fantasies don't claim your soul."

1825. "Giant mosquitoes scare children because they ironically don't fear God."

1832. "Daryl loves his furry biscuits 'cause it satisfies his soul!"

1835. "Sandwiches just made me squirm on hot surfaces because life."

1843. "Simply, Dan sometimes touches where it doesn't feel so slippery."

1850. "If people grind nuts you should quickly grab their scrotum."
 * The only circumstance Rhett would touch Link's scrotum is to save his nuts from a grinder at the mill.

1858. "Donovan contemplated his mortality while careening over his gargantuan boil."

1867. "If Denis suspects Martha of marination he won't ever love."

1873. "Donald wondered if his weed-whacker could taste some big almonds."

1894. "Lucifer ate your mom's coconuts while critiquing your smelly thesis."

1900. "Two guys who do dumb stuff and hope you love-it."
 * Special story about the show to celebrate 1900 episodes.

1902. "Homo-sapiens would farm porous soil for squishy purposes but not."

1911. "Ducks are always angry because the butler steals their quackery."
 * Quackery is what ducks call cutlery.

1919. "Koalas migrate speedily because hot cakes scare their sensitive regions."

1934. "Harold cut his wiener on paper but it's alright/bleeding."
 * Rhett says it is a choose your own adventure story. You can choose between "alright" and "bleeding." According to Rhett, Harold cut his wiener while Xeroxing his butt after hours in the office. He realized there was no paper, so, leaving his pants down, he got more paper. The paper slipped and Harold cut his wiener.

1938. "Harold thinks his left nut is broken, but he hopes that he doesn't need a left nut because he has a right nut, so sometimes, Harold visits Cindy and tells her all about his left nut, then reveals that he has not worried about it much. So Cindy says, 'Gee, I kinda like nut-less men and women, so why don't we just make snuggle pies with the financial people because they certainly are terribly serious about finances when they are awake and drowsy, since they tabulate figures best when they're hydrated and well fed.' But let's continue to tell honest stories to them that mean that we love them and want love from Harold and Cindy, so nuts don't come from tabulations for financial trees, they come from the deepest parts of our loins and shallow skins found beneath heavy situations and slippery blankets if and only if Cindy dunks Harold's donut right in his saucy pouch because Harold knows that saucy pouch pieces are damaged, but conflict is inevitable when saucy pouches break, but Cindy thinks it's cool, so she is going to break ranks and celebrate all the pouches, even when they're damp and wet and moist and saturated and slippery and a bit dry. Therefore, people who know or think they know, but don't still like nuts because who does not like nuts except when the Harold's nuts burn and go itchy and moist and slippery and saturated and a little bit dry? Then why does anyone need to hold on to this idea at all when you and me plus all people can simply just be free and moist? So let's just grab everything by the horns and ride because we know that all things are good, but some things are meaningless, but when you crack the cracks of smoothness, you exasperate your incredulity and that does not mean that you or your friends are stupid. In time you will come back to forward thinking after moving backwards like hyenas and more Paula Hyenas Abdul because her videos and her middle name is hyenas. So, Harold don't forget to call your mother yesterday and day before tomorrow because all calls are equal and moist when pouches are slippery, so Cindy and her boy Daryl achieve love even when they see no Harolds or mothers in sight. Therefore, philosophy and science hold the keys to knowledge and moist power because they never cease to commit to left of center nuts and right of center nuts because both nuts are too squirrelly to really be grabbed in the center and pulled hard when moist and slippery because they don't have existence or at least one does and like nuts, but Harold's nuts are Cindy's minus the one on Harold's nut sack."
 * For April Fool's Day, they did a "10,000 word story"

1962. "Cranky mice want large servings of dusty pieces of niblets."

2003. "Jimmy loves food courts because they offer free samples, Bruh."

2009. "Kangaroos hide in dirty pouches when bats poke their noses."
 * Twinkie Fingers misheard it as "Kangaroos hide in dirty couches when cats poke their noses." which Rhett thinks is funnier. They later came up with "Bobby smells his own farts because he loves to spread."

2016. "Boys eat their nuggets when sisters don't love their nuggets."

2017. "Sometimes I squeeze my pulpy polyp so I'll someday be."

2046. "Slides don't make boys men, but ladders make men boys."

2062. "Daryl somehow ate three little pandas but nobody saw them."