Roller Unity

Roller Unity is a song about uniting rollerbladers. The song is a part of the fourth episode of Rhett and Link's YouTube Red series, Buddy System, called Rolling On Turds.

Lyrics
How did we get ourselves

into this situation?

Pettily divided

over wheel orientation

You look like you stepped in the glue

And then stepped on some toddler's skateboard

But at least you're not a toddler

'Cause they annoy me a lot more

And you look like a rejected extra

From that movie Battlefield Earth

But at least you're not a Scientologist

'Cause, man, they are the worst

Yeah

Sure, there are some differences

Between you and me

You're not as cool as me

But we share something that makes us unique

We got wheels

That makes us better

Why judge each other

When we can judge everybody else together?

We got wheels

That's how we roll

And everyone else is a butthole

People without wheels are buttholes

We shouldn't waste our lives

Living as roller discriminators

When I think we can both agree

That we absolutely hate ice skaters

Look at them with their frilly clothes

And their skates that will not roll

We should herd 'em into ice skating camps

And never let them go

Sure, compared to me you are inferior

But compared to the rest of the world

We are superior

We got wheels

That makes us better

Why judge each other

When we can judge everybody else together?

We got wheels

That's how we roll

And everyone else is a butthole

People without wheels are buttholes

People without wheels are buttholes